Looking for some cute cat captions for Instagram? My engaging captions and cat quotes for IG will do the trick. 

As a cat lover and parent, I have come up with a mixed bag of cute cat captions, funny cat captions, cat quotes for instagram, short poems on cat and more.

99 Playful Cat Captions for Instagram For Your Furry Friend Clicks

My collection of creative cat captions consists of witty one-liners, heartfelt expressions, and cute rhyming cat captions.

Stay with me till the end to find the purr-fect option to make your cat posts truly memorable:

1. I’m lazy and lousy during the day,

But only until the night is away.

 

2. As smooth as wool, a ball of fur,

When asleep, softly purr.

 

3. You can pat my head, But don’t touch my tail,

Beware if you do so, I’ll scratch you off won’t fail.

 

4. I wake up in the morning and find her next to me,

Right under the blanket, kitty’s suppose to be.

 

5. My cute adorable cat, Likes it when I pat.

She’s so fond of her new toy, That’s probably a rat.

 

6. I know I’m out there on so many accounts,

I’m trending on Twitter, On Instagram I pounced.

All over the world I have an impact,

Isn’t it because you’re so fond of cats.

 

7. I leap and bounce, I jump and run,

I chase away rodents for fun.

I scratch your couch, and things I break,

Purposely, not by mistake.

 

8. A kitty goes after a squirrel, and even a rat,

As chasing is a passion for every other cat.

 

9. My kitten easily climbs up a tree,

But finds it hard to come back down,

And this is why I climb up there,

To bring her back safe and sound.

 

10. Though food is kept high on shelf,

Still pussy cat can help herself.

So easily she’ll reach that high,

And never really crib or cry.

 

11. “Peek-a-boo, Where are you?”

“Here I am, mew, mew, mew.” 

 

12. Cats don’t owe an explanation for whatever they do,

but sure can add an exclamation to,

“What did you just do!!!”.

 

13. Snowball likes snowfall but when winter retreats,

she plays around with cotton balls, on and on repeat. 

 

14. Take my warning seriously,

Even if I drool,

Don’t enter my territory,

That’s the only rule.

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15. My feet under the blanket will always attract,

All the attention of my kitty cat.

And once if she pounce on,

She won’t let it go,

Not until I put an end, to this very show.

 

16. If I catch you in my zone, I won’t set you free,

Clearly I’m warning you, So squirrels stay on tree. 

 

17. Cats can climb a tree, and even a wall.

But before, they learn to balance, So many times they fall.

 

18. Cosy and comfy, a feeling so strong.

Nearly went missing, ever since you’re gone.

 

19. A bond between, faith and trust,

Don’t need no words, as trust won’t rust.

Just a look, eye to eye,

My cat would know when and why?? 

 

20. I need some time alone,

for myself at home.

 

21.  Up and down on furniture,

When every time they play,

Honestly their crazy behaviour,

Brightens up my day. 

 

22. A passionate performer, being watched with delight.

Grabs your attention day and night. 

 

23.  Extra grooming extra care,

cats don’t need an extra share.

These independent feline friends

won’t demand for extra hands.

 

24. I leave the cushions on the sofa,

but when they end up on the floor,

it isn’t really hard to guess,

What I’ve missed out for sure! 

 

25.  I need fresh food and water crystal clean,

A little bit of love and not too much I mean.

 

26. There’s a difference in personalities, and in attitude,

But still every cat out there expresses gratitude.

They have a different means though, of saying they do care,

as God has gifted even them, with too much love to share.

 

27.  You can hop, you can run,

all around if it’s fun.

“Up for treat?” “Two, not one”.

But for more kitties return.

 

28. Aggressive sometimes, Sometimes relaxed,

Alert of course, Can sometimes be stressed.

Cats show-off hilarious act,

Honestly how funny they react. 

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29.  Morning in the closet, afternoon on bed,

Kitchen shelves at night, Where I keep the bread.

I’m always surprised to see her new spot,

she prefers to hide, where she won’t get caught. 

 

30. Own a cat for a change,

Your stress will vanish in exchange.

 

31. A cat tip toes every night,

When I turn off my bedroom light.

She knows where the culprit hides,

Watch out rodents, stay inside.

 

32. When I growl stay away, Take it as a sign,

Not being rude don’t get confused, of my state of mind. 

 

 33. Lord created cats for someone who can find,

A loyal companion who clearly reads their mind.

 

34. Chicken’s yummy, so my tummy, wants more and more,

When chasing ain’t no fun at times, I prefer dinner indoor.

 

35. I don’t like the pitter-patter, I don’t like the rain,

I would prefer staying in, till the sky is blue again.

 

36. Cats are crazy, cats are lazy, Cats are even mature,

Though they spend their days inside, but nights they go explore.

 

37.  Sit, wait, stalk, run. Pounce, bounce, it’s fun.

Growl, prowl and in turn, This is how the kittens learn.

 

38. I was smitten by a kitten, Once and since that day,

That little one became my friend and now she’s known as May.

 

39.  I’m curious, I’m furious, I’m playful and I’m sweet.

I get loaded with expressions, When you offer me treat.

 

40. Dear Kitty, hear kitty, Let us be good friends.

You can purr next to me, While we hang out on weekends.

 

41. Cats I mean sometimes look mean, But they too are kind.

They even express their love, Do try reading their mind.

 

42. Greetings don’t come every time, Not every day but still,

Our feline friends do offer, happiness as a pill.

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43.  I’m lucky that I met you, All because I feel,

Having you around would be a purr-fect deal.

 

44.  No don’t read the newspaper, Please do read my eyes,

A little not too much attention, Would be really nice. 

 

45. I can write a poem, All about a cat,

One who loves my piano, And often sits on that.

 

46.  Meow, Meow, Here I come,

To offer you all the fun.

 

47.  I don’t have an owner or even a boss,

Me I guess I’m ok, and not really at loss.

Just in need of someone, who can provide me food,

As food is all I need for a purr-fect mood.

 

48. Milk all spilled, Dishes licked,

Scent of fish sure she picked,

Still watch out her innocent act,

Oh my, how cute is that!!

 

49.  Innocent gaze, curious look,

A minute please just to hook,

When in words I describe,

Cats do have a friendly vibe.

 

50. There’s a stray cat and pet cat,

but there can’t be a wet cat.

Cats don’t get along with water,

They just get along with good catch.

 

51. I enjoy yummy food,

But lemon grass if you include,

A little to my daily diet,

It would be a big delight.

 

52. C- Cuteness overloaded,

A -Adorable felines,

T – Troublemakers still of course

S- Shall always be on mind.

 

53. They’ll hide behind the door or under your chair,

When you call out their name, They don’t really care.

Cattitude I guess, sure they act like,

But ready to pounce for a surprise.

 

54.  A cat person is that person, Who loves to explore,

All around and everywhere, Not just the neighbour next door. 

 

55. A friend with paws comes with clause,

“There’s no function of mute or pause.”

 

56. Always keep cats around, for healthy atmosphere,

Let them kill negative vibes and pounce on to your fear. 

 

57. Chasing is fun, I do it all the time.

I’m born with killers instincts, But otherwise I’m kind.

 

58. Don’t brainwash, Hey I’m a cat!

How can I be friendly with a rat?

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59.  I’m spell bound, when found,

with cats all around.

 

60.  I’ll masccared your bed and the bed sheet,

Even though you say, not to, on repeat.

 

61. Cats are known for good luck, often people say.

These creatures are magical and special in a way.

 

62. I don’t like to share my food, never really do.

But whatever you eat, Your meow would want that too. 

 

63.  How do I say, I can just mew!

Good you understand and already knew, “Thankyou”.

 

64. My cat says, “Chocolates and cheese, I would want these,

Not everyday, whenever I please.”

 

65. If your toilet paper roll, is nowhere to be found,

or if left in bits and pieces, sure your cat is sound.

 

66. What’s in the box, is it a surprise?

Open up and see, your cat is inside.

 

67. Who is sitting in the sink? It’s a pussy cat I think.

What is it she’s doing there?? My tap is leaking, she’d repair.

 

68. Sure your cat is perfect and even so cool,

But don’t forget the fact, Cats don’t follow any rule.

 

69. There’s a cat next door and one even this side,

Thankfully they don’t gossip, as much as I do, they rather stay inside.

 

70. One on one, two on two, Kitty dear was it you??

Did you really break the vase and left your pawprints on the glass??

 

71. It’s a very common tale,

Cats love playing with their tail,

Round and round, I watch them go,

On and on until they fail.

 

72. I have all the athletic skills,

I can jump high and stand still,

So what if I have no curves,

Yet purpose of being your cat I serve.

 

73. I love playing hide and seek and reaching the highest peak,

But when I leave a mess around, Try staying clam, don’t be a freak.

 

74. The laser beam on the wall,

Attracts not one but all.

One would jump, others crawl,

Show goes on till the curtain falls.

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75.  A cat just needs for healthy start,

A cosy corner of your heart.

If once you let it step inside,

It will never leave your side.

 

76. Strings are my favourite, Mew she says, “Please, Do attach a small mouse at the end of these.”

 

77. A cat credits in your account, unlimited joy, So cherish their company, and thoroughly enjoy.

 

78. Her perfect gaze will engage you,

Your curiosity will rise,

Just wait and watch what kitty does,

Will always be a surprise.

 

79. Cats want fish, in their dish, not in the pond.

What’s better than diving in, is leaving them alone.

 

80. I will act cute and way too much sweet,

Whenever we see each other and where ever we meet.

 

81. When culprit looks way too cute, I nearly compromise,

She was off the hook once before, then twice and now thrice.

 

82. My hand becomes my kitty’s pillow, My lap becomes her bed.

“A sound sleep is what I want”, Her intentions said.

 

83. Dear Kitty, ever since we started hanging out,

I have learnt what truly, life is all about.

 

84.  I’m grounded because I pounced on a pet rat,

As my instincts don’t really say, I can’t get that.

 

85. My hand under the pillow is often looked at as,

A tiny little mouse hiding his own ass.

 

86. Are you sure you want me, ’cause cats aren’t really handy,

I won’t follow any rules like your dog Sandy.

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87.  Kisses, hugs, and warm touch,

That is all and way too much.

Nothing more your felines need,

Other than the meals you feed.

 

88. Roger that, it’s a cat,

Hiding there under your mat.

Gear up, be prepared,

Finally for a combat.

 

89. Cats have so much to say,

Cats have so much to tell,

The difference in their behaviour,

Does it ever ring a bell?

 

90.  It’s my humble request to every other cat, stop being so cute, Your cuteness distract.

 

91. Keep your indoor cats active and engaged with their favourite toy,

Cats love playing and would totally enjoy.

 

92. Cats easily can get along, do give it a try,

Get yourself a feline friend , Before you ask me why.

 

93. When you purr with sweet gesture you have all my attention,

Your presence is a present that shoots away my tension.

 

94. Cats get loaded with energy whenever they dip, Their tongue in catnip.

 

95. One, two, three,

A cat is on the tree.

She climbed up willingly,

But won’t come down easily.

 

96. I have three minors at home,

My furry little ball,

Here they come one by one,

When their names I call.

 

97. If you have some time to spare, pat my head.

Rub my chin with little care, while on bed.

 

98. Discover the experience of unlimited joy,

Your countdown begins when a cat’s nearby.

 

99. Only when your cat demands not otherwise, When they want your company, it’s their choice.

I hope my collection of cat captions for instagram brought on a smile on your face. Go ahead and use them as captions to post that cute picture of your adorable friend.

Sanmeet Kaur Sarna