Looking for some splendid Diwali captions for Instagram? As someone who loves the Festival of lights, I bring you just the right words. 

I share with you a collection of some captivating captions for Diwali post and Diwali quotes. Use these Diwali captions to perfectly describe the Festival of lights.

99 Sparkling Diwali Captions for Instagram to Brighten Your Instagram Feed

Illuminate your feed and spread the joy with my carefully crafted Diwali captions and quotes.

From short poems to heartfelt messages, these captions for Diwali photos will help you capture the essence of this festive season:

1. Legend says on Diwali Krishna killed Narkasur, the demon 😈 

Let’s kill in ourselves what stops us from being human. 

 

2. Diwali is one festival when the rockets of our spirits soar💥💥

Burning the gunpowder of the aspirations hidden at its core. 

 

3. Let the spirit of Diwali sink in deep,

In the dark crevices where the mind can’t peep.

 

4. A plain simple Diya is what everyone owns 🪔

It is up to us to colour it in varied hues and tones.

 

5. Courtesy Maria Kondo-learnt the Japanese art of decluttering,

Since then, no need for last-minute Diwali cleaning and jittering.

 

6. The earthy colour of the Diya is so serene,

When it is lighted up, pure magic is seen.

 

7. Colours, brightness and season’s calm 🌈 

All seems to come along to make this Diwali warm.

 

8. The lamps lit together brings harmony 🪔

Dispelling all negativity and hegemony.

 

9. It is not yours or mine, Diwali is for all,

It prompts light that shows the path after a fall.

 

10. My ‘pataka’ selfies in the background of a bursting ‘Anar’ 🎆

Entertained my NRI friends celebrating Diwali from far.

 

11. My cup yearns for more, round the year 🍵

The wait ends with this festival of cheer.

 

12. Joyous arrival of the light carnival.

 

13. This Diwali, the long gown dresses👗 will complement my stylish short tresses. 🙂 🙂

 

14. The embellished jhumkas are in vogue

This Diwali I will buy them dangling long.

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15. Gone are the days when Diwali was a smoky fare,

Today’s cracker free Diwali stands for nature care.

 

16. My eco-friendly Diwali is famous among the friends

Look how I am a far cry from the beaten trends.

 

17. Let us all pray to Mahalakshmi for abundance

Only the fortunate ones get this golden chance

 

18. Ma Lakshmi’s benevolence brings opulence.

 

19. Let’s light the Diya of our soul first,

The sole source from where all the sparks burst.

 

20. Auspicious Swastika rangoli is bursting bright

In tender pale flame spreading diyas’ light

 

21. Rama, the virtuous king is welcomed back,

For the row of lamps awaited him along the track.

 

22. Diwali, the symbol of victory over evil by true might is celebrated on the darkest of night.

 

23. The lady always-on laptop is today ready with her weapon

Diwali cleaning clads her with a duster, mask, and an apron.

 

24. This Diwali cleaning will be fun,

When each family member is in the run.

 

25. This Diwali I vow to greet my loved ones with paper cards

The old simple things are best to tie the broken chords

 

26. Wrapping love in handwritten Diwali messages to kins is an art.

 

27. The richness of old bonds is the secret of mouth-watering sweets on Diwali.

 

28. The rows of lamps across my verandah and on shelves

Invites blessings from Gods themselves.

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29. All the colourful lights so artistically built,

Shines in the soft glow through the golden gilt.

 

30. The soft cottony wicks of lamp burning gleefully,

Imparts the message of Diwali so powerfully.

 

31. My bangles and anklets are all glittering,

Yet my shopping bag is not full as it asks for a golden ring.

 

32. In Diwali season every heart craves discounts,

Whether it is five or fifty percent nobody counts.

 

33. Plastic decors are a big no-no on Diwali,

The flowers are best to celebrate it most naturally.

 

34. Dive in as much in fun and frolic,

But don’t drown your day being just alcoholic.

 

35. Maha Lakshmi stands not just for monetary wealth,

It also blesses one with overall health.

 

36. The lights all around are manifestations of our prayers,

Blessings from the Lord who solely loves and cares.

 

37. Colour-filled Rangoli is my favourite Hamjoli.

 

38. Laces, ribbons, and see-through paper lanterns,

Each Diwali we deck the house with creative decor patterns.

 

39. Ayodhya began the first Diwali being decorated as a bride,

To welcome its beloved king Rama with pride.

 

40. On the night of Diwali,Lakshmi Ji became a bride,

The Almighty Vishnu as her life partner by her side.

 

 
41. I guess the spiders are playing with me a number game,

The fewer days left to Diwali, the more cobwebs came.

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42. Dusting and cleaning will be outsourced,

For sake of wine and dine to be outscored.

 

43. Diwali cleaning always blew my fuse,

When husband rewarded his credit card, I couldn’t refuse.

 

44. Writing mushy messages on Diwali to celebrate it together will rekindle your blown-off romance.

 

45. The giftedness of penning love poems and couplets on Diwali is the most cherished gift one can get.

 

46. We know our parents never wish for a Diwali gift,

They only unpack ashirwads when they open that old fist.

 

47. Namkeens and chats are just backbenchers,

Ony Gulab jamuns and khoya sweets are high rankers.

 

48. Sweets on Diwali are just essentials,

Health-conscious can also have sugar free specials.

 

49. Diwali means the line of Diyas,

Big or small, every Diya is ‘khaas’

 

50. A Diwali with no firecrackers? Boring….No worries, I will dress up to be just the one.

 

51. Don’t be fooled by that one ‘generous’ shop showing “Diwali Dhamaka sale” captions throughout the year!

 

52. The month before Diwali is all fired up with plans,

To inscribe some trendy motifs, removing old tattoos and tans.

 

53. Look after the mute pets a little kindly,

Burning crackers around them are ghastly.

 

54. My kitty is more sensible than your Pappu, any day,

She senses firecrackers as danger and keeps them at bay.

 

55. Invoking Goddess Lakshmi with her spouse means inviting prosperity for the entire house.

 

56. The sandy-coloured powder slips out of hands with ease,

Making spectacular designs on which eyes do freeze.

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57. Pretty Rangoli adorns the gateway as we enter,Outlined with flowers and filled in with rose petals so tender.

 

58. Welcoming at the doorway, Rangoli’s a charm,

Catches the fancy of youngsters meeting arm in arm.

 

59. My favourites are all traditional – kalakand and Balu shahi,

Don’t want to eat sugar-free stuff in the name of mithai.

 

60. A couple’s first Diwali together is always special,

Their hearts becoming wax as they light the first candle.

 

61. The first Diwali seen by those big curious eyes through its cradle is incredible!

 

62. The golden laces and shining zaries, make my outfit come from the land of distant fairies.

 

63. This time vow, no more smoke, and smog,

High time to quit crackers to save days of fog.

 

64. O generous Lakshmi seated on the lotus,

Help me to reach a pedestal by keeping me in your focus.

 

65. A Diya is all it takes to light the soul,

And bring together every part of our whole.

 

66. The Diwali marks the return of Ram, Lakshman, and Sita from a long exile,

They had the lamp of tapa burning in their hearts all that while.

 

67. After the Diwali cleaning, my house just can’t stop smiling!

 

68. Diwali comes to present us neat and organized hives,

Every moment, where family, dances, and jives.

 

69. I call upon my lovely brothers, sisters and, cousins,

To meet on Diwali for kinship sane the selfish reasons.

 

70. Those were hay days, a lady sweating out sweets for the tummy,

Now she relishes, home-delivered delicacies over a game of rummy.

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71. Meagre resources but Sweet tooth aching on Diwali?

Mount a spongy cake for baking in a pressure cooker on a ‘thali.’

 

72. Kaju Katli was dancing in mouth’s cavity tastefully,

When Gulab Jamun announced, “I am the king of Diwali”

 

73. The simple village folks make even simpler rangoli,

There is a sweet smell of earth, rice flour, and some roli.

 

74. Rummy, Poker, and Teen Patti played with drink and snack bite,

Makes Diwali complete when played the whole night

 

75. Hang mango leaves and marigold torans on the door,

Be surprised by the innumerable gifts Mahalakshmi will pour.

 

76. Diwali night is a shimmering diva.

 

77. The Fragrance of incense elevates the nook and corner of every sense.

 

78. Diwali candles with their soothing aroma dispel all the fear and trauma.

 

79. Several diyas burning in unison invokes power beyond imagination.

 

80. A traditional dress for Diwali is a long skirt and blouse,

Worth a wait as it often comes from granny’s house.

 

81. Black kohled eyes and a plait beaded with chameli flowers dazzling white, creates a spell on Diwali night.

 

82. The yesteryear’s noisy Diwali silently made room for today’s green Diwali boom.

 

83. Post-Diwali too we will breathe the same air,

Polluting it for insane fun is just not fair.

 

84. Folded hands and closed eyes,

Recite Lakshmi stotra in ancient wise.

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85. The touch of Lakshmi Ganesha’s magic changes the fate of anything tragic.

 

86. Diwali has its special significance,

It burns all vices for a renewed magnificence.

 

87. Colourful cloth torans never go out of fashion,

Must for those who follow rituals with passion.

 

88. Men wear ethnic kurtas and Sherwanis to look dashing,

On Diwali, they leave no stone unturned for the perfect dressing.

 

89. Competing with friends in making the best Rangoli is very much part and parcel of celebrating Diwali.

 

90. Diwali is also clubbed with playing any card game,

Play it with money or without it, make sure the fun is same.

 

91. Tiny imprints of Lakshmi feet at the door are a pious decor.

 

92. Tiny imprints of Lakshmi feet at the door are a pious decor.

 

93. Fine dining amidst the whole surrounding shining.

 

94. Pre Diwali is spent to chisel the body abs, post-Diwali to burn the extra carbs.

 

95. Holidaying during the Diwali break lets you glance at diverse celebrations in the country for a change.

 

96. Cheering with cocktails and mocktails at home-bound parties is common on Diwali.

 

97. Some planetary orientation should merge Dussehra and Diwali in the next calendar providing me a long festive vacation.

 

98. When the east celebrates its big fat Diwali, the west too peeps in our alley.

 

99. Eating dollops of ghee in the delicious Diwali thali forgetting about calories is when you sync(sink) in the festival.

I hope you were able to find the right Diwali captions for Instagram here. Do tell me in the comment section if you liked them, it will keep me motivated to write more.

Mridula Deol